Even more things I've learned

1. Lentils are chock-full of fiber.
2. I stopped letting my nails grow for a good reason.  See above
3. I now know that newborns cry ALOT. Mostly for reasons beyond our control which is frustrating.  You have to get used to only using one arm for about 4 months. 
4. Immunizations= Long naps for my no-nap child:)
5. Long sleeves are a bad call for bath time.  
6. Always check the shower before you get in for random shoes, toys, and personal items. 
7. Teething takes MONTHS.
8. A entire roll of toilet paper can be unrolled in less than 20 seconds.
9. Finger diaper checks usually don't don't have a good end result.
10. Turning off the monitor can be a good thing.