Top ten things I have learned as a 2 month new parent
1. Sleep is overrated.
2. Milk gets on everything.
3. Diapers can last all of 30 seconds before you have to get a new one.
4. Turning up the car radio temporarily drowns out screaming baby.
5. Showers are a gift from heaven.
6. The second you lay him down in a deep sleep, he will promptly wake up.
7. There are no plans.
8. You must know what you are getting when you are going into a store. No milling about.
9. Yes, you can take exercise balls to a dinner party.
10. Smiles are the highlight of your day.
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