Another top Ten

This is one you won't see on Letterman. Top Ten Reasons it's a Bad Plan to be Pregnant ALL Summer.. 10. No beer. Nothing is better than an icy cold one on the beach or sipping one on a patio after a great summer's day. 9. The heat. Big surprise there; I am one who doesn't mind being hot, but something about cooking another human makes it terribly unbearable. 8. No water games. No surfing, kayaking, body boarding, SUP boarding, or even general wave bashing on a rough surf day. Bummer. 7. No chance at a fall half marathon or any summer fun run. 6. Maternity bathing suits are designed to act like nylon tents and make you even hotter. 5. You didn't even know you could sweat there. 4. Shaving and pedicures become downright impossible at a certain point. 3. You are on the sidelines for most summer games and bike rides. Even playing cornhole becomes precarious. 2. Bug bites are hard to scratch when you can't bend over properly. 1. No beer. Nuff said.