Submariner

I know that I have a lifetime of inopportune events ahead of me, and have to say that I am pretty lucky getting through 13 months scot-free.  Yet today I was giving my son a bath and was greeted by an unwelcome visitor in the bath.  First reaction is to laugh actually, as moments before he was in my arms so my white shirt was almost toast.  After a pause and a giggle, I had to pull myself together and clean up the mess.  Thank god for the diaper sprayer that is right next to the tub!